VT Moment

Vaginal tear moment. The moment when huge expectations end in disaster and embarrassment.

Man, I'd been waiting for six months to sleep with this guy, and I travelled to a different continent to meet up with him. But it was a total VT moment.

by weedlord420 December 28, 2011

Madoff moment

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.

I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.

by Guido1 February 21, 2009

Hebry moment

A moment of complete and utter idioticness and/or forgetfulness. By

“Your girlfriend is over there,”
“We broke up, i told u remember? “
“ omfg im such an idiot, thta was such a hebry moment,”

by Henrayger and stuff April 15, 2021

Boromir moment

That point in time when you stop fighting off life's arrows, and realize its all over

When she took the kids, the house, the boat, and the dog, Jeremy knew he had reached his Boromir moment

by Noodle* October 29, 2010

Verkerk Moment

"Verkerk Moment" is a term used in North Europe to describe a setting in which a person stages or displays him or herself from the most beautiful angle with a most meaningful smile; placed in a wonderful color coordinated environment or in front of an outstanding historical landmark.

Have you seen Claudia's Verkerk Moment?

Let me take a picture! This is a Verkerk Moment!
We have a Verkerk Moment!

by Rubin Stein June 17, 2018

Murph moment

Any moment in which the subject is bad, stupid or baka. The moment is up to the decision of the council.

My mom died, that's a murph moment.

by FouF_2 March 11, 2021

Erik Moment

when something is said by someone and it is so unfunny that the people listening describe are forced into a state of cringe.

You will know when you hear an Erik Moment

by daquavious bingleton April 25, 2022