Textenial

Being in denial about why you're not getting any texts for an extended period of time. Often leading to you feeling that something is wrong with your phone and/or turning it off and back on.

Rob: Man, no one's texted me for a while. I'd better turn it off and on.
Jan: You've got a case of textenial, dude.

by mynameisaletter August 25, 2010

Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.

Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.

by jdtam September 1, 2010

texterminator

The person who unexpectedly ends a text chat without explanation. Leaving the other to wonder why?

Much like walking off in the middle of a conversation

I hate that she is frequently a texterminator, particularly when I'm not finished chatting. It's like her brain just shuts off.

by cyco2cyco March 8, 2011

textlert

any text(s) from marketing alerts you sign up for from various companies. a combination of Text and Alert(s).

i signed up for textlerts from eBay to keep track of my bid.

by NealDemilo August 21, 2011

texterbating

texterbating is sexually suggestive banter carried out between cyberhorndogs!

hey bro ive been texterbating with clair for 3 days im ready for a nap!

by shiningfame June 17, 2012

Textenade

To serenade another through texting.

You. Are. So. Beautiful.. To Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"I love when you textenade me."

by Bunky Bowes August 27, 2012

textfection

the act of texting affectionately.

They would show one another textfection almost daily, particularly in the morning.

by Valgo1 March 8, 2013