Gent Tent

A large erection that is visible through your jeans

I couldn't give that old lady my seat on the bus as I was sporting a massive gent tent

by Eonypony July 26, 2023

Tent stuf

Sum word a dick head thought up to impres his frends

‘I have love tent stuf’

by Bob is bob January 12, 2021

Hitch a tent

To get an erection.

Bob made out with tina and his friend asked him did you hitch a tent? ( erection)

by Wow123456789 September 26, 2013

tent wrecker

Someone who destroys a stupid fucking bush wookie. Typically associated with a battle field, a lot of beer, and countless obscenities due to being killed by a pussy ass sniper. While tent wrecking, a blood alcohol concentration of .21+ is highly recommended. A T-Bag is required immediately after completion, NO exceptions.

Another day on the field, birds chirping, gears and beers rolling smoothly, objectives colored blue... (BANG) DAMMIT! Fucking camping pussy ass snipers! It's tent wrecker time bitch! (Respawn.........BANG) Suck it bitch!!!!! T-BAG!

by AnAwesomeDrunkSoldier September 10, 2016

tent monster

A member of the world-wide "Occupy" movement who appears to be a tent on the ground and then stands up dressed in their tent when approached by police to be asked to move on. First seen in Melbourne, Australia.

The police officers approached the protesters' camp but were quickly surrounded by tent monsters.

by faber101 December 7, 2011

Popping a tent

When someone wearing pants has a boner resembleing a tent

You could tell John was popping a tent after Ma. Henry bent over in front of him

by NiftyMuthaFucker March 8, 2017

Slime Tent

Female genitalia. Vagina. But a gross one that has flaps resembling the entrance to a tent.

I saw an old lady's slime tent when I was at the clinic.

by Hargenscroober July 8, 2019