When one guy pops another guy's turd in his mouth, then the other guy does the same with one from the first guy, and they do a spit and catch juggling thing until one of them misses it and has to wear a used condom round his neck for the rest of the week. Very popular in Iowa.
"Dude, I was playing Chocolate Egg Tennis last night with Steve, and my fucking mom rang! My boss did not like seeing me turn up at work this morning with a dirty bag of jizz dangling off my St Christopher. I think I'm gonna get fired."
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Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
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1-Hey look its aaron's girlfriend, I wish i was her, she's so beautiful
2-Hey bro, that Teneille chick is the nicest girl i've ever met
3-Hey here comes Teneille, run away or she'll steal our lunch money
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