Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell
Ellie: I could tell
Lila: how?
Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt
Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
Ellie: I could tell
Lila: how?
Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt
Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022
Get the Teenie weenie issuesmug. around the ages of 11 - 18 and they smoke, do weed and drink just because all there little friends do it and think they no everyone when really they only no people because there sluts and just want in. they have been out with everyone and think everyone is there bestfriend and they have sex in toilets and hide shit from there bestfriends which have told them not to do it but they dont listen, and they lie about everything and there parents have no idea. there usualy hang out at popular places and are in big groups smokeing.
by popwashere January 19, 2012
Get the teeniemug. by Ktmr March 14, 2019
Get the Teeniemug. An Internet or App content creator in the teen category that attracts a mostly adult male audience. They are viewed in a highly sexual manner. However they are mostly innocent, and naive as to why they have so many fans.
The boyfriend informed his girlfriend, "they're called teenies," in order to justify his desire to view younger individuals internet content and similar content on Apps.
by Micaela Mariah September 22, 2022
Get the teeniemug. Something my friend said when she wanted to play Livetopia and said she would join the game so she can make her avatar. She really just wanted to play the game.
I want to play Livetopia just a "Teeny Eenie Beenie" bit. Okay I want to play it for the rest of the video call!
by Your Local Girl Named Claudia July 3, 2022
Get the Teeny Eenie Beeniemug. 
by queeentroye on twitter April 13, 2014
Get the TEENY POPPERmug.