When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.
I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.
by GoGo Bates June 09, 2022
The finest, sweetest, hottest, wettest, best piece of ass anywhere around. You just can't miss a chance to take a ride.
by Oakley Grab Ur Gun November 22, 2013
A random guy: So, should we call a taxi?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?
by @Abu__Memes November 06, 2021
by PyroDiction April 02, 2022
by Timothy Hardstaff February 02, 2021
look at this fucking taxi lime
by schlobe October 31, 2016