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Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011
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taxi lime

when you can't fucking drive a train in battlefield one
by schlobe October 30, 2016
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Oscar's Wacky Taxi

A roller coaster located at Sesame Place in Langhorne, PA. It is known for being filled with airtime, even tough it is a family ride.
Oscar's Wacky Taxi is absolutely epic, in fact, I rank it above Steel Vengeance!
by Kennywood Fanboy March 10, 2019
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Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter
Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.
by Booby-boy November 6, 2017
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Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.
by yougboxb April 15, 2024
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Arabic taxi driver

A weird bloke who drives up and has a gun under his right pocket, also being overweight he smells like buttcheek on a .
He's probably going to rob you at some point down the road, he also whispers about allah and rake-bar but your not sure what the last word is.
That arabic taxi driver is ugly uhhhhhh.
by awasomeranger September 26, 2019
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glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.
Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.
by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017
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