The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011

by schlobe October 30, 2016

A roller coaster located at Sesame Place in Langhorne, PA. It is known for being filled with airtime, even tough it is a family ride.
by Kennywood Fanboy March 10, 2019

by Booby-boy November 6, 2017

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.
If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
by yougboxb April 15, 2024

A weird bloke who drives up and has a gun under his right pocket, also being overweight he smells like buttcheek on a .
He's probably going to rob you at some point down the road, he also whispers about allah and rake-bar but your not sure what the last word is.
He's probably going to rob you at some point down the road, he also whispers about allah and rake-bar but your not sure what the last word is.
by awasomeranger September 26, 2019

by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017
