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shit talking

Shit talking occurs when people have too much free time (see: not having a life) and make up rumors or put down others, whether they are enemies, friends, or just random people.
Those shit talking scumbags just wasted a whole five minutes of my life complaining about someone who I could really give a shit less about.
by definingmyworld November 3, 2008
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talking to

this doesn't mean just talking. it means talking about dating. if you're talking to a boy/girl/member of the preferred gender, that means you guys are a thing and haven't made it official by going on dates just yet.
Person A: "So, how many people are you talking to?"

Person B: "Just Adam right now. I think he might ask me out soon."
by the greatest bitch alive September 24, 2019
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talking out his neck

That ugly guy talking out his neck with his big teeth
by Frustrating that December 8, 2018
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Talking to yourself

Something everyone does but no one will admit to.
Were you talking to yourself?" "No man... I was just singing a song." "A song called fuck that crazy bitch?" "Shut up.
by sage of the plains June 29, 2011
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talking-shit

saying bad things about something or somebody.
why are they talking-shit about me?
by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005
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talking chimp

A variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. These creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as McDonald's. They can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. Also known as nignogs.
My car's been nicked!

Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.
by Benny Twadge April 27, 2009
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Talking to Walls

an amazing and really not too hard to do activity
A) Find a person that doesnt care too much about what you think or say

or, the easiest of the 2

B) Walk up to a wall, quite cautiously in fact, because some walls are very paranoid, politly introduce yourself and being talking to it as if it were listening to you, as we all know that walls are not sentient beings, as opposed to the mattress*, who we all know are poached in the swamplands of Sqornshellous Zeta, dried out and sold to sleep on.

(*everything about the mattress is accredited by Douglas Adams)
A) Talking to her is like talking to a wall

B) If you get bored, try talking to walls
by moose face...cakes May 19, 2006
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