Tactical Vomit

A self-forced vomit when one forcefully purges himself after drinking heavily so that he will be able to have sexual intercourse with his bootycall/any girl and avoid vomiting all over her in the middle of intercourse.

Alex: Bro, Katie just texted me to come over.. but I'm so fucked up I think I will be too nauseated to fuck her.. I might puke all over her...

Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!

by Josh Crank October 8, 2011

Tactical COD Wank

1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops

2) having a wank while on call of duty

(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys

(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe

by urbandictionary360 January 21, 2011

Tactical Spew

Letting yourself vomit in a bush/toilet at a party so you can continue to party and/or get drunk faster again

drinking at a party and feeling like you need to throw up, so instead of denying it until you cant control it, you find a bush and Tactical Spew, then drink on an empty stomach and get drunk off one drink.

by Huge-G November 16, 2010

tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.

Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.

by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014

tactical bacon

Its Tactical Bacon, what else do you need to know.

Guy 1:What's tactical bacon?
Guy 2:It's tactical bacon thats all you have to know.

TACTICAL BACON

by Papi E April 28, 2014

tactical excuse

An excuse or set of excuses that removes or points the blame of poor performance or poor planning on ones equipment, other operators, or acts of god such as weather.

Operator 1: Hey what seems to be the issue, you were just laughing at how easy this was going to be a few days ago?
Operator 2: The sun is in my eyes, and its so cold I can't complete simple tasks, but mostly I'm hungry and when that happens I get dizzy. Any other time non of this would not be an issue.
Operator 1: Damn, your full of tactical excuses... go change your manpon.

by trevp April 15, 2015

Tactical Beach Sex

The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)

Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!

by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015