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Talking to the Count

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.
Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?
by Chris "The Fire Wizard" King December 18, 2008
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taking his car for a walk

Person driving in front of you extremely slow.
Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk
by Bob in Dubai November 23, 2010
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taking a girl to the dentist

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.
Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."
by Mississippi Jones November 17, 2011
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Talking bush

A slang coined as a response to the twitter topic of "Gaga The Talking Bush." This slang refers to a vulva/vaginal lips. It has pubic hair that is either trimmed or not so trimmed. It just has to have pubic hair.
"please let me see your talking bush."
"ew no get away from me"
by Vkleptomaniac July 13, 2012
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An alternative to taking the browns to church and filling up the pews
I was taking the browns to the Superbowl when two got out before reaching the stadium.
by Ivan_Wakinov April 22, 2018
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Talking to text

When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.
Guy:You said you were coming over tonight.

Girl: What? Are you talking to text?
by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019
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Taking a Bolt

The act of making a bowel movement. Also can be seen as taking a crap or taking a shit.
Karl is taking a BOLT, and he said it was going to be a two flusher.
by tarhelfan12 July 18, 2019
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