Tulips

TULIPS ON THIS DICK!!!!1!1!1!!1!

Person 1: Hey let’s go plant some tulips
Person 2: Why tulips?
Person 1: Tulips on this dick bitch
Person 2: *fucking dies*

by Nick-Fil-A May 18, 2021

Tuliputt

GOAT

He might be good, but he's not as good as Tuliputt

by Yvon Baizet October 9, 2023

tulip2fancy

a vicious feline music producer owned by rogamz that tends to attack the citizens of wockstartv.

sunzshyne: thuggerthuggerfr_, why you got scratches on your face..?

thuggerthuggerfr_: tulip2fancy attacked me yesterday because i declined her offer to be apart of her label….

by theseniggasisvegetables December 6, 2023

Purple Tulips

A vaginal hickey.

Based off the assertion that a vagina has "two lips". Usually occurs after a champ performs oral for a record amount of time, or suction to the labia minora.

Bae got a Brazilian wax today, she's getting purple tulips tonight!

by KD Darling July 8, 2016

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

by bondurke January 22, 2025

waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025