Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

Trojan war

When two men put on trojan condoms and have a sword fight with each other

Last night I watched Jim and Andy having a trojan war

by Longstringyhair January 23, 2022

Trojan Horse

When during intercourse the man penetrates the walls of troy(vagina) and the soldiers(semen) attack the city(female insides)

My dad Trojan Horsed his secretary and my mother was mad

by Thebigboppinbitch June 24, 2025

Trojan

Describes men who wear too much orange.

Sam: Did you see #84? he's such a sexy Trojan in that bright orange jersey!

Chelsea: I know! I haven't missed any of his goals!!

by rickyricardoo7 October 21, 2010

Trojan faith

Punic faith; treachery.

He was hanged for his Trojan faith.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

Trojan horse

When you fuck someone without telling them you have STDs, like a trojan virus.

"Ahh, I think I got Trojan horsed!"

by ChromicQuanta January 26, 2024

Trojan Horse

When your female partner doesn't want to get pregnant, so the man secretly pokes a hole in the condom so his tiny soldiers can infiltrate the egg by surprise.

She made me wear a condom, but I Trojan Horsed her. Someone is gonna be sad about that missed period.

by ThatGuyDuh August 14, 2018