side co

side co Formally used in Alabama or the Deep South, having your cousin as a side hoe

Cletus: Man who's that hot girl you're with?
Clyde: Oh that's just my side co

by BayouTranslator December 26, 2015

side pal

A friend that you don’t want others to know is a friend. Much like a side chick.

Arnie I’m sorry you can’t come to the movies with Ken and I. He is a real pal and you’re just a side pal. He might not want to hang if he knows we are friends.

by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez October 09, 2020

side neck

The tip of the penis is the head, the shaft would be the side neck. The neck supports the head

girl: damn he had so much side neck #long dick

"no ones side neck is as thick as gastons"

I zipped my side neck in my zipper.
That giant black dick had so much side neck

by February 27, 2017

Side squad

A squad that is not your main squad so the side chick of squads

Sorry im hanging with my side squad today

by Beastmode29 August 24, 2015

side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

side carpet

When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"

Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange

Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!

by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017

side beta

noun: a male that inhibits fuckboys antics that deserves to be left on the side lines.

or: male beta

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ie: Brenda: “Whom are you seeing these days?”

Ashley: “I can’t find a main so I have a few side beta’s.”

by BuffyTheManSlayer July 11, 2018