The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
by Nappets October 8, 2011
Get the blessing the bathroommug. A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.
- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?
- I got a bathroom monologue day.
- Yucks... To much information.
- I got a bathroom monologue day.
- Yucks... To much information.
by Santino89 September 25, 2011
Get the Bathroom Monologuemug. The man who stalks other people in public bathrooms. Bathroom Bill was brought up in Saturday Night Live, by Colin Just.
by Sexy boss man May 15, 2016
Get the bathroom Billmug. The act of selling products out of the school bathroom. It can range from one kid selling a single item to organized competetive markets of products. Usually the items sold are things the school doesn't allow.
Mike: I heard Caleb made two hundred dollars selling nicotine gum ten dollars a piece in the bathroom.
Joe: Bathroom capitalism at it's finest. Someone should start a competitive sale!
Joe: Bathroom capitalism at it's finest. Someone should start a competitive sale!
by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019
Get the Bathroom Capitalismmug. This is the person who waits for you to leave the office bathroom so they can finish their business.
Even if you need to comb your hair, just leave fast if there's a bathroom staller in the bathroom. It's just too much pressure for everyone.
by babymikey27 April 20, 2015
Get the Bathroom stallermug. Action characterized by abuse, misuse, vandalism to, or otherwise unpleasant behavior in a public bathroom. Such action is typically seemingly intentional but may in fact be completely unintentional.
Bathroom terrorist: "I hate this place and the people in it. It's time to do something irrational and destructive."
Victim: "There is three inches of urine in the bathroom and someone upper-decked the urinal. It was definitely bathroom terrorism."
Victim: "There is three inches of urine in the bathroom and someone upper-decked the urinal. It was definitely bathroom terrorism."
by BarlandSecurity October 8, 2013
Get the bathroom terrorismmug. by Pebbles B March 1, 2017
Get the bathroom etiquettemug.