toad dick

a bumpy, lumpy, or rough penis.
anna: did you hear caleb has a toad dick?
ben: yea i heard it be bumpy as hell.
by loosejuice420 October 31, 2021
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Port-a-toad

When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.
I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!
by yourwrong88 November 27, 2010
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Toad man

When someone's going to be on road soon but they are bad ish now so this makes them toad
There is a toad man over there g
by Jw_tooo toaddd September 17, 2020
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toad yeeting

Catching a Cane Toad and yeeting the animal with a tool.
Catching a Cane Toad and placed it on the end of a garden rake before shouting yeet! And throwing or toad yeeting it as far as possible then listening for a thud.
by Bla804 October 18, 2019
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Throw Toads

Verb. - to loudly and indiscriminately yell profanities at strangers or customer service representatives as an expression of anger, frustration, or dissatisfaction
The New York cab drivers felt the need to throw toads over their frustrations with the crowds of pedestrians

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The lady at table 44 has been throwing toads at me because she had to wait a while for her food
by smashronnie July 14, 2018
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why toad

movement just more imporant
why toad have to go
by niggalover_123 April 28, 2021
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Toad drowner

A very heavy rainfall, usually resulting from a heavy thunderstorm. Usually will force toads to the surface, as they can be flooded out if they remain underground. Also known as a toad strangler.
Wow Jim, we got a real toad drowner last night! I got 1.77 inches in my gauge, how much did you get?
by stinky-poop-fart May 23, 2022
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