chest hair

n. Any Manchester United supporter who's never been to Manchester.

A couple of chest hairs one can handle, but in large numbers they become quite tedious. Especially when they lose.

by crudely May 28, 2009

Chest Wig

A huge amount of chest hair protruding from one's shirt. The Chest wig is cousin to chest carpet, but more so due to the fact that the wig is used as a means to get laid, first and foremost.

Shawn's chest wig was pokin' out of his shirt, and I was like "damn playa.... shave that shit, you gots crumbs in it"

by Gee Cee Zee January 17, 2009

Ass Chest

A Girl With Boobs That Look Like An Ass

"Yeah Shes Pretty Fine But Shes Has A Ass Chest"

by David "BoB' Sanchez (Baby) February 15, 2009

chest period

It happens when a female spontaneously spurts blood out of her chest.

"Holy Shit!!! Lady GaGa just had a chest period at the VMA's"

by Fat Swimmer September 14, 2009

Chest Flaps

Saggy, deflated breasts of women who once had large, curvy bosoms - often a direct result of old age and/or childbirth....now, become simply cumbersome and always impeding mobility.

Sheila - "Honey, I'm cold."

Vern - "Well, you can always stuff them chest flaps nicely in your front pockets."

by Dilberto December 29, 2009

Butta Chest

A newly defined health condition characterized by the feeling of a large animal (typically an elephant) sitting on one's chest, beginning the morning immediately after drinking excessive beers and smoking 'da buttas'.

Damn, Trina! I can't breath because I got the butta chest!

by WTConrey July 20, 2008

chest fro

a person who has an extremely hariy chest, an afro of hair on the chest

holy shnikies dude look at your chest fro

by christophorus September 3, 2010