two-termer

A US president who has been elected twice and has served for 8 years, the maximum amount of years a president can serve.

Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush are common examples of two-termers.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

Void Termina

Void Termina is the final boss of Kirby Star Allies. He is worshipped as a God by the members of the Jambastion religion.

Small Penis Beta Male: Kirby Star Allies was proper shit

Big Penis Alpha Male: Mate, you haven't seen Void Termina.

by MegaAlphaMale January 14, 2020

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Long Term Game

Long Term Game, or LTG, involves planting the seeds for a hook-up long before you intend to harvest the fruits. As opposed to a one night stand, LTG is just getting your foot in the door, even if the plan is weeks, months or even years away from being completed.

LTG is often employed by women looking to ride the gravy train in life, locking up a wealthy older man who will take care of them.

"Are you going home with that guy?"
"Nope, it's LTG all the way. He wants me, but I am going to make him work for it and ring me first."

C: "I've got a great Long Term Game worked out. It involves a great spray tan, a sparkling personality and pretending to know about a variety of subjects so I can fit in with any social gathering. What man could resist?"

by HaterCaid April 21, 2010

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA)

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.

Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.

by Super Steve Bishop January 18, 2008

TEMs

Texts
Emails
Messaging

Usually used when referring to the modes of communication used when a telephone call or meeting person would be far more beneficial and human like.

TEMs (tm Simeon Adams)

I am not one for TEMs when it comes to internet dating as I have never got to truly know someone this way, you need to talk face to face or at the very least over the phone to begin to know someone.

by Simeon Adams February 11, 2017

term in orifice

used to describe the amount of time a politician was banging his mistress,

alternatively a literal use
how long were you having sex

we were going at it all night, it was a long term in orifice, i even stood for re-erection!

by jaffaw July 16, 2009