seaside technique

its a sex. thing.

"THE FUCKS THE SEASIDE TECHNIQUE" "its a sex. thing."

by hi babe. real. October 21, 2021

Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023

Technique

"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson

Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Dhami Technique

A technique used by the less fortunate and taught by the great DHAMI. First discovered in 1703 by a man stuck in a sexless marriage. Involves the male using a special technique applying a tornado like motion with the penis to the vagina. 100% success rate.

I used the Dhami Technique and lost my virginity.

The Dhami Technique helped me convince my girlfriend in having sexual intercourse.

by The great Dhami October 20, 2021

pillow technique

Used in the movies when two actors place a pillow between their genitals during sex scenes.

For this next scene we’re going to use the pillow technique.

by SithKabob April 25, 2022

Alawsi-Radice's technique

The act to intervene during a class with the only specific intention of filling up the time and avoid that the professor may be able to ask questions or change topic.

"Damn, we still have 45 minutes?!"

"Don't worry, I read a couple of papers vaguely connected to it, I'll use the Alawsi-Radice's technique"

by HungerArchaeologist January 18, 2024

Spider Man Technique

The act and skill of the “act”, the faster you shoot the webs, the better.😏

“Give me the Spider Man Technique later.”

by Fast Spider May 31, 2024