A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019
Get the Scottish tea partymug. "Bro I saw Josh the other day his ass looks so juicy bruh should I ask him out for a tea party? I already bought the dresses"
by Mirrorrae 👩🦲🙏🏼 February 18, 2022
Get the Tea partymug. by lifeispointless March 29, 2025
Get the Moroccan tea partymug. by Riperonni April 27, 2025
Get the Redcoat Tea Partymug. august 5, 2023. a group white men tried to jump a black security guard doing his job. black by standards came from everywhere to help a brotha in need
1) did you hear about the montgomery sweet tea party
2) yea those whites guys fucked around and from found out
2) yea those whites guys fucked around and from found out
by bubz August 7, 2023
Get the montgomery sweet tea partymug. Shelby was enjoying the time with her male friends but heard the subtle sound of a Lipton Tea Party and started laughing.
by Mr. Whigskers March 28, 2011
Get the Lipton Tea Partymug. by Jeffrey Robbins December 16, 2021
Get the Boston Tea Partymug.