Taxi Faggot

A drunk guy in a taxi yelling "RIGHT?!!" to people passing by, and trying to get out, follow and attack them.

That drunk savage is being a taxi faggot. Someone needs to beat his ass.

by John Anderson 1 August 21, 2025

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Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive

Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"

by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011

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taxi lime

when you can't fucking drive a train in battlefield one

look at this fucking taxi lime

by schlobe October 30, 2016

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taxi

Who my friends think I drive...

A random guy: So, should we call a taxi?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?

by @Abu__Memes November 6, 2021

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Waxy Taxi

when a person rides a guy that has a hairy chest, attaches wax strips on said hairy chest. Riding until close and upon climax yells "Yo Taxi" ripping off the strips.

"Jaimie gave Paul a Waxy Taxi last night, his chest is still sore"

by Master of the Retard Wrangler February 15, 2023

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