swing-ball

The origins of the game of swing-ball are both complex and convoluted. Sadly, much of the history of this great sport has been lost through the decay and ravages of time. Nevertheless, a rough sketch of the creation and development of the game can, at least in part, be ascertained.

In the Autumn of 2001, a handful of high school students from Hawthorne, New Jersey met to discuss their plans for the upcoming season. The game of soccer had grown in popularity in the small town over the last few decades, and several of these young men actively took part in the local school team. The group hoped to develop a training regimen that would assist in improving their own dribbling and passing skills, as well as general fitness and agility.

The result of this brain-trust would be what we now know as swing-ball. Early pick-up games at Goffle Brook Park quickly became common-place, and a call for organization and structure for the sport soon became deafening. In response to this, the founders of the sport agreed upon the establishment of an official organization: the United Swing-Ball Association (U.S.B.A.). This association now oversees all known amateur and professional leagues globally.

It is hoped that this website will assist in uniting and mobilizing all future grassroots efforts for the advancement and establishment of swing-ball leagues.
Ben: There's a swingset!
Charlie: Anyone have a soccerball?
Dave: Yeah!
Joe: Anyone up for a little 2 on 2 swing-ball?
Unison: HECK YEAH!!
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Swing steak

Bull testicles served as food: the cut of meat that swings when a bull walks.
My friend ordered a pizza with swing steak on it. He told me afterwards I'd eaten testicles.
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the Gundam Swing

The Gundam Swing is when either You suit up into your Gundam Robot and pound the SHIT out of your girlfriend. This is a sexual position that your signifigant other usually doesnt survive
the Gundam Swing :"Suit Up!", Tom screamed as he Proceeded to annihilate his girlfriend's twat with his heat beam
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swinging tenderloin

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When Heather Hooters walked into the room naked, Dano whipped out his "swinging tenderloin" and heaved it into her slippery wet meat wallet and proceeded to satisfy her!
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Swinging leg

Female 1: How do I get a lot of money :(
Female 2: You will have to be swinging leg to get some money girllll
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Swing Dancing

Man: you Shari wanna go swing dancing tomorrow night?
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Swinging Space

The constantly changing area where a man or woman, usually a woman, has her arm in a swinging motion. This swinging motion is usually a sign of her awareness of a local male and her intention to punch him in the balls if he approaches.
"Jeff, if you get into my swinging space your balls are gonna die!"

"Catherine, I'm not in your swinging space!"
by Squackary April 11, 2010
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