Super Straight

A sexuality in which one finds attraction solely to those who are of the biological opposite sex to them.

Though ypu identify as a trans man, I as a woman am unfortunately not attracted to you as I identify as super straight.

by LGBTQIAS+ March 10, 2021

Super straight

A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.

Max: I'm super straight
Cylis: Get a life loser

*Max dies from unknown causes 5 hours later*

by Laggi the pansexual dumbass May 6, 2023

Super Straight

Some transphobic tiktokers decided to make it to cover them being transphobic and a mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.

“Hey I’m super straight.”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”

by IEHDUWBSHSH March 12, 2021

Super Straight

A sin.

‘I’m super straight’ - an idiot
‘Your a fucking joke’ - anyone with common sense

by Lila 🙋‍♀️ March 29, 2021

Super straight

A fake sexuality used by unattractive men.

Male: hey I’m super straight

Female: *looks at his profile picture* hahaha

by Skydaddyofficial March 7, 2021

super straight

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets

Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight

by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022

Super Straight

A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.

“Noahs a super straight”
“Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together”

by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022