you defined yourself as super straight when you never felt a woman touch, and your genitals are bellow average
by stankomasina March 10, 2021
by Skydaddyofficial March 07, 2021
Person 1: “I’m gay.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”
by SesualChocolate April 27, 2022
A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.
by Laggi the pansexual dumbass May 07, 2023
Code word for Super Stupid's, those that are neurotypical but act as if they have cognitive struggles/mental disabilities.
Woman1: You know I would date him but he is a Super straight.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.
Woman2: What? That's a shame, I wonder why he behaves that way.
Some transphobic tiktokers decided to make it to cover them being transphobic and a mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.
“Hey I’m super straight.”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”
“That’s not a real sexuality and it’s transphobic.”
“Stop being superphobic!”
by IEHDUWBSHSH March 12, 2021
A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets
Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
by Gothyyxx September 04, 2022