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shpank

Stupid way to say the word spank, which means to beat someone up. This is one of the 4 main words that people say with a Sh sound instead of a S sound, for no apparent reason.
Zack tried to front on Leonardo but my dude Leo shpanked that boy!
by The Bx41 September 20, 2012
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Spande

A Spande (or Spandlay) is a great person. Just like an Alexander he'll make your life better.

The first Spande originates from Denmark, and is a true gentleman.

You can define a Spande, if the person is loyal, smashingly good looking, verbatim, honest and affectionate.

The word 'Spande' is derived not from the Danish word 'spand' or 'bucket' in English, as many erroneously believe.
Random person #1: Wow, I just had the best day of my life.

Random person#2: Ohh, how come?

Random person#1: I spent all day hanging out with a Spande!

Random person#2: Noo waay!
by syvogfyrre60 October 22, 2012
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spance

i dont know why he spanced me, my bellybutton is a lot higher than my vagina.
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Spandan

He is the biggest nerd you will ever find. All he knows is study, study, and study. Being arrogant and egoistic are his favourite hobbies. He can beat anyone at any game
Oh, look Spandan got full in every subject
by RustyYT January 23, 2021
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spanain

noun - undefined terms (may look like Art Garfunkle with leather flip flops)
by Fo-Snygga March 18, 2005
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Spandacular

A way to describe an amazing object or occurance.

The less than 1% of population that actually looks good in spandex
Example 1:
Marvin: "How was the parade?"
Martha: "Oh, it was spandacular! There was great music, floats, and tasty free food."

Example 2:
(Penelope comes in wearing new spandex)
Winston: Wow Penelope! You look absolutly spandacular in those new spandex you just bought!"
Penelope: Why thank you very much!
by Raine Drop May 20, 2009
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spandex warrior

Men and women who don spandex uniforms and ride their bicycles along highways and other roadways with no bike lanes causing near accidents putting lives at risk so they can act like they are riding in tour de France
That p.o.s spandex warrior almost kill everyone in my car by having to drive into oncoming traffic to avoid hitting him.
by Spandex_Warrior_killer November 21, 2018
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