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Median Surfing

The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.
Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
by Integer February 10, 2010
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Shoulder Surfing

the act of standing behind a sitting person in order to look at the contents of their computer or cell phone.

considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society

usually committed by parents or other nosy people
"Sorry for not responding to that text message for so long, my dad was trying to shoulder surf me"

Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"
by piebeyummy April 7, 2011
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butt surfing

When your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its butt. Usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. Usually means its time to get their anal glands squeezed.
Reece is butt surfing again. Looks like its time to go to the vet!

My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
by Reece Griffin November 15, 2007
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Surfing the crimson wave

refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.
can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."
by Bandleader December 20, 2005
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sumintono

Sumintono replaces the other "bad" words.
"eeeekkk!! disgusting" - "eeeekkkk! Its like Sumintono"
"omg, ur handwrite is awful" - "omg, ur handwrite is like Sumintono"
"damn!" - "Sumintono!"
"dont be such a retard!" - "dont be like Sumintono!"

etc etc et cetera
by JepZ November 11, 2006
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sidewalk surfing

Riding a skateboard, designed as a means of transportation
Example:

This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.

That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time

This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers

That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it
by freeleigh May 27, 2006
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counter-surfing

This is a habit of medium-to-large dogs in standing on their hind legs to see what is on the kitchen counters.
Don't leave that twinkie on the counter. If Fido goes counter-surfing you can kiss it goodbye.
by Geek Girl October 1, 2004
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