The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.
Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
by Integer February 10, 2010
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considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society
usually committed by parents or other nosy people
considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society
usually committed by parents or other nosy people
"Sorry for not responding to that text message for so long, my dad was trying to shoulder surf me"
Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"
Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"
by piebeyummy April 7, 2011
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When your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its butt. Usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. Usually means its time to get their anal glands squeezed.
Reece is butt surfing again. Looks like its time to go to the vet!
My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
by Reece Griffin November 15, 2007
Get the butt surfing mug.refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.
can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."
by Bandleader December 20, 2005
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"omg, ur handwrite is awful" - "omg, ur handwrite is like Sumintono"
"damn!" - "Sumintono!"
"dont be such a retard!" - "dont be like Sumintono!"
etc etc et cetera
"omg, ur handwrite is awful" - "omg, ur handwrite is like Sumintono"
"damn!" - "Sumintono!"
"dont be such a retard!" - "dont be like Sumintono!"
etc etc et cetera
by JepZ November 11, 2006
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This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.
That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time
This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers
That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it
This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.
That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time
This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers
That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it
by freeleigh May 27, 2006
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by Geek Girl October 1, 2004
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