stuff the cat

A female term for masturbation.

When I'm lonely and I get horny I like to take my favorite toy and stuff the cat.

by MLE123 October 30, 2015

duck stuff

Duck stuff is the stuff ducks do like flip in the water and wiggle their feet trying to catch fish.

"Hey Nathan what is that duck doing? "
"It's doing duck stuff "

by Lovebug1616 April 18, 2017

Stuff & Puff

The art of tucking your testicles between your legs and stuffing your own scrotum into your rectum. The final act is farting out the scrotum.

Josh: What are you up to tonight, Bobby?
Bobby: I think I’m gonna go home, drink a few beers and do a little Stuff & Puff.

Josh: What is that?
Bobby: I’m gonna stuff my nuts into my ass and fart them out!

by Catwrencher October 05, 2018

stuff maintenance

The endless, de-moralizing, de-humanizing rearrangement of belongings.

Wife: I've just spent three hours on stuff maintenance and I haven't even got to the kid's rooms.

by perfect husband January 07, 2012

Blue Stuff

Also known as the blue Hawaiian Punch (Polar Blast).

"Hey, can you bring me a glass of some Blue stuff"

by MSF. January 11, 2020

stuff piece

A woman of no sexual morals

Let's totally go bone some stuff pieces tonight

by Greysonh96 October 02, 2015

boat stuff

Minnesotan phonetic for "butt stuff".

Margie and I are gonna try boat stuff tonight

by DarkDiggler June 14, 2021