Stomachy

when a person is laughing for a long period of time and they get strong stabbing pains in their stomach

Kerry: they are in my bread-bin
Lola: what?
Kerry: my bread-bin, duh?
Lola: dont you mean brethrin
Kerry: rofl, my bad
Lola: ~(laughing)~ i have a stomachy :(

by schuuuuu May 10, 2010

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper

A mixed drink popular during summertime in northern Michigan and gaining popularity across the rest of the Midwest.

One part chilled vodka (50 proof preferred)
One part orange juice
One part hot inside filling of a lava lamp

Vodka is kept in freezer before pouring.
Orange juice is kept in refrigerator before pouring.
Lava lamp is kept plugged in before pouring.

Vodka is poured first, then orange juice, then finally lava lamp.

This drink gained popularity due to offering its drinker a rich, unique experience; if you drink one while on Mackinaw Island (in northern Lake Huron), you may get to take a ride in a helicopter!

"Gosh... lava lamps are fun to watch..."
"Ever have a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper? They're fun to drink too! Great with vodka and orange juice!

by E. B. DeKalb July 11, 2011

Stomach

The worst word in the human language I hate it with a passion. The word stomach would kick your dog

Person 1:” did you hear the word stomach eats babies”

Person 2:” omg really “

by I FUCKING HATE THE WORD STOMAC September 29, 2020

pussy stomach

The lower part of a womans stomach that seems to be part of the vagina area.

Did you see Mrs. Watkins, our english teacher, the dress she wore today shows her big pussy stomach.

by Rryann June 17, 2007

Stomach ESP

When you are able to look at portions of food and fortell how full it would make you feel if you did eat it. This allows you to gauge the amount you eat.

Dude, I was totally going to scarf on that huge plate of fries, then I had Stomach ESP and decided not to.

by Vert Truken July 4, 2010

stomach amnesia

your brain knows you just ate, but your stomach feels like you didn't.

a valid excuse for greedy people.

Guy 1: -__- bruh, you was just in my fridge 2 seconds ago!

Guy 2 : my bad bruh, i got stomach amnesia.

by beatboxx April 26, 2011