Steve

a dad probably beats your mother but is also extremely christian

"My dad beats my mom"

"oh his name must be steve"
"Yeah how did you know!"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

Steve

Reads the Bible 24/7 but also probably beats your mother

"my dad beats my mom"
"Oh his name must be steve"
"It is! how did you know?!"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

steve

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by mickeal jackson29176492 January 12, 2023

Steve

Steve is the best among the best, the coolest among the cool. Steve is the friend that will always be there, a sun among us mere mortals.

Steve is not a lord, but a GOD, and a god of coolness at that.

Person A: " Who's that cool guy riding an electric unicycle back there?"

Person B: "Oh it's just Steve. Steve is just cool like that."

by Potatoii March 21, 2023

Steve

Steve is life's most extraordinary gift to me. His existence makes my existence meaningful. I never thought a man like Steve one day would come into my life and love me the way he does. Steve is the most sensitive, thoughtful, romantic, sensual and loving person I've ever met. He's genuine, soulful, compassionate and generous. Steve stole my heart the moment we encountered each other and loves me wholeheartedly with his body, mind, heart and soul. Steve has the most beautiful pure soul I have ever known, and he shares himself with me without any hesitation and invites me into the darkest and deepest places in him, knowing I will love and cherish every part of him. Steve has a wickedly dirty/loving mind that makes me crazy about him. He showed me a world of intimacy I had never dreamed of experiencing with anyone in bed. He showed me the full spectrum of love in its perfect form. His sense of humour makes me happy and fucking horny. His mind is so powerful, and his competence makes me wet.
But most importantly, he makes me feel safe; every cell in my body feels calm and secure when I am around Steve, and I know he will always love and protect me. I yarn for him, desire him, and love him with all my being. I love you, baby. I never have and will never again love anyone as I love you.

ZM

Steve will redefine love and intimacy and rock your world forever!

by IRFLY March 26, 2023

steve

Tall white guy originates form blues clues where he was a tall white male. Steve is similar to karen in which is it given to someone who fits the stereotype. Typically the more nerdy the tall white male the stevier he is.

We saw a female asian with a steve.

by DevEpi April 25, 2023

Steve

An incredibly strong block dude from Minecraft who isn’t human, and also one of the best characters in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Hi, Steve, how do you have 30000 pounds of iron in your pockets?

by Metroid > Zelda July 3, 2023