Pump Steak

The act of love when done with someone for which you have no desire. Implies that the sex is impersonal, fast and hard.

Aww man look at your one I'd only pump steak into her.

by Gonzo Punch May 3, 2009

Obama Steak

A Big Fat Black Presidential Cock....sometimes dipped in honey.

Ever since spending twenty years in a federal penitentiary, Billy still enjoys an Obama Steak night.

by Dennis Carlo January 21, 2021

Trunk steak

frozen steak sold door-to-door, usually from the trunk of a disreputable-looking salesman's car.

A shady-looking salesman came into my work today trying to sell me some nasty frozen trunk steak!

by nagemnoodlum February 16, 2012

bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010

steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.

Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 24, 2018

skirt steak

euphemism for vagina.

Dude, did you see Brittney's skirt steak when she got out of the car?

by Duetforsports June 25, 2008

steak knifing

When some one attempts to shave their pubic hair without properly "pre shaving" (i.e. trim, shaving cream, etc.) resulting in a bad rash - just like if you try shaving with a steak knife.

"Ross was steak knifing and got a terrible rash"

by Bill McGlone June 24, 2007