Trunk steak

frozen steak sold door-to-door, usually from the trunk of a disreputable-looking salesman's car.

A shady-looking salesman came into my work today trying to sell me some nasty frozen trunk steak!

by nagemnoodlum February 16, 2012

raunchy steak

a steak that looks and smells sketchy and tough (hence coming from a dead cow) but tastes great.

He had a really raunchy steak but everybody wanted a piece of his meat.

by apebutt June 19, 2011

Steak stain

The moist part of your anus that is always itchy and must be smelt after scratching

Also the part of your arse that looks like it’s had 12 minutes on the sunbed

Fuck me my steak stain is itchy

by Wiggle sniffer December 4, 2021

Obama Steak

A Big Fat Black Presidential Cock....sometimes dipped in honey.

Ever since spending twenty years in a federal penitentiary, Billy still enjoys an Obama Steak night.

by Dennis Carlo January 21, 2021

wagyu steak

A type of steak over used by the English YouTube group “Eboys”.

Another wagyu steak

by Blasfemia March 2, 2021

Mistake Steak

In the food-service industry, when a steak is cooked incorrectly (more often than not, overcooked), a new steak is cooked for the guest. The original over-cooked steak, often un-touched, or merely sliced into to determine wellness, is perfectly good for eating. As a server, mistake steak is an annoying (because of the lowered tip received from the guest) mistake, but also a delicious one.

The kitchen fucked up my steak order for my table again, god damnit. They ordered medium-rare and this is medium-well. Oh-well. While they're cooking a new stake, I'll eat this mistake steak. OM NOM NOM.

by FriedSushi87 October 4, 2010

steak knifing

When some one attempts to shave their pubic hair without properly "pre shaving" (i.e. trim, shaving cream, etc.) resulting in a bad rash - just like if you try shaving with a steak knife.

"Ross was steak knifing and got a terrible rash"

by Bill McGlone June 24, 2007