stamford is the biggest ghetto in fairfield county. we can't stand it when dumb mexicans and blacks come into greenwich from stamford to bother us. they just know that they are too poor to afford greenwich real estate. half of this town is white, and there are no country clubs in this town. everyone is poor, and there are stabbings and shootings at the public schools almost every week.
by badassprep June 9, 2005
Get the Stamford, CT mug.A boring town full of prude, mainly unattractive girls. Unlike nearby towns such as Hunter and Oneonta, most girls resemble the nearby farm animals as oppose to hot, curvy, sexually-generous females. Parties, for the most part, suck which is to be expected in a town of 2,000 people. In short, living in Stamford, New York is like being on the recieving end of the gagging wolf.
Mike:"Hey you want to go to Stamford I heard there is a party there."
Jerry:"Nah man I think I will just stay home and rub my nuts with a cheese grater."
Jerry:"Nah man I think I will just stay home and rub my nuts with a cheese grater."
by Brownie the Great October 16, 2008
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Get the matthew stafford mug.A noun to describe one who judges with extreme bias. One who sees god's judgement inferior. This is due to the poser-inhabited town of Stamford, Connecticut. You can usually find a Stamford at Stamford High School, one of the many failing schools in Connecticut. Many people have noticed that trends in other states seem to start in Connecticut three years after their popularity. The biggest influence on the creation of a Stamford is the reality TV show, Jersey Shore. A Stamford can usually be seen sagging cheap skinny jeans and wearing fake polos and snapbacks hats. Many Stamfords cannot survive alone, for they are weak and unintelligent. That is why a Stamford is almost always seen in small groups consisting of 3-6 other Stamfords. Common belief is that there is always an alpha male or female in these groups. It is quite easy to spot one because the underlings always seem to cling to him/her.
NOTE: Stamfords have no knowledge of any actual trends or memes.
NOTE: Stamfords have no knowledge of any actual trends or memes.
John: "Hey James, whats up?"
James: "Not much...wtf r u wearing?"
John: "Oh these? I spent mad cash on these clothes, $800!"
James: "O rly? I bet that $2 pricetag cost $2 then, huh?
John: "...umm yeah...hehe..."
James: "You're such a Stamford"
John: "What's that?"
James: *facepalm*
James: "Not much...wtf r u wearing?"
John: "Oh these? I spent mad cash on these clothes, $800!"
James: "O rly? I bet that $2 pricetag cost $2 then, huh?
John: "...umm yeah...hehe..."
James: "You're such a Stamford"
John: "What's that?"
James: *facepalm*
by 4chanisgreaterthantumblr February 3, 2012
Get the Stamford mug.Ahhh Stamford yeah it’s nice till you move in smell the air filled with weed and then you get your new bike maybe for your job?? Oh wait I don’t have one it got stolen again, I love Stamford’s nice downtown yk I go to the mall literally the only place you can go this place fucking suck please don’t move to west side of Stanford if you ain’t about it.
by By nigha in the west side June 22, 2019
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and urban dictionary don’t reject this bruh, or else I finna beat yo ass no one messes with my girl
and urban dictionary don’t reject this bruh, or else I finna beat yo ass no one messes with my girl
oh you see laiyton Sanford over there? yeah she’s fine asf, too bad Daniel is already dating her smh
by wedashizz January 1, 2023
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