jerk off stalefish

To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.

My internet isn't working! Looks like I'm going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.

by Mikey P 4130 March 19, 2008

stalemate

When your friend happens to be a slice of bread and you leave him out in the air for too long.

Person 1:"Dude, you've got a stalemate"
Person 2:*Cries*

by Lissiebeth February 28, 2007

Stalyn

Stalyn is a funny guy that tries to impress girls mostly Michelle’ s. Stalyn is a unique name but he could also be a pain in the ass.

Michelle: You like me.
Stalyn: Yes
Michelle: I’m sorry we should just be friends

by Realfactss December 18, 2017

Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.

Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!

by CuteKeys April 13, 2019

statey

common term used by teenagers to say state police or state trooper

i got busted for drugs by a fuckin statey last night

by hootie February 7, 2005

Jerking off Stalefish

The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"

by CollaBear June 12, 2012

Staceying

Procrastinating. Putting off until tomorrow what should be done today.

1) My teacher has been staceying grading my homework.

by Scott aka Bob January 8, 2009