Summit Spartan

Full of assholes who think there cool. Love to spend daddy’s money’s that’s not there. Wish they could be like anyone but them. Suck at football, if that’s even what you call what there doing.

John- Wanna go play pool with the summit spartan kids?
Everyone-NOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Indynation August 20, 2019

go spartan

1. When you are faced against someone (or something) that is standing in your way or arguing with you (or threatening you with a Persian invasion) and you'd like to kick him/her (it) in the chest. -If it is something, imagine it has a chest-

2. If you are overwhelmed by ANYTHING (e.g. office paperwork, bees, emos, Britney Spears fans, persians, etc.) and you have to deal with it and defend your balls no matter what. If you're in a group, you should be in a terrible numeric disadvantage.

1.
- I told you to shut the hell up!
- ... and you don't do any laundry and I have to cook eeeeverything you wanna eat...
- DON'T MAKE ME GO SPARTAN ON YOU, MOM!

- The bathroom door was jammed and I desperately needed to take a dump so I went spartan on it... Dad's gonna kill me :(

2.
- Damn Paul, those Hillary Duff fans are coming our way.
- Shit! We'll have to get totally spartan on them.

by Aikana January 9, 2009

Stratagy

(strah-TAH-gee)

1. A form of marketing/customer service, focusing on making the customers' and/or clients' experience as horrendous and juvenile as possible.

2. An aura of completely unrequited doucheiness, usually followed with empty threats and boasts.

3. An infectious mental disorder rendering the victim unable to comprehend basic grammar and sentence structure; along with other effects such as terrible spelling and repeated use of the word 'bro'.

1. Ocean Marketing is making history as the first cooperation to use stratagy in all of it's customer-related programs.

2. Everyone reviled Terrance for his mastery of stratagy; it was impossible not to get an urge to punch him in the face.

3. Doctor, the patient is unable to form simple sentences and his IQ is dropping at an exponential rate; we are certain it must be Stratagy.

by ironlunch December 30, 2011

stratagy

The word "strategy" misspelled by the world famous douche-bag Paul Christoforo

"after 'ocean marketting' our new company name will be 'ocean stratagy' "

by michaelcox December 30, 2011

Going Spartacus

The act of rolling up the leggings of a pair of shorts, thus displaying a majority of one's buttocks and/or crotch region. Referring to the actors in the movie "Spartacus" wearing "short-shorts".

Our softball team was rallying against the other team, therefore, going spartacus was in order.

by Kenny 4-Fingers August 13, 2008

Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010

Spartan Laser

A sexual role playing game where participants dress as Halo characters. Male participants (dressed as Spartans) are punched in the prostate to induce internal bleeding, then ejaculate blood onto the other participants and yell, "Lasa LASAAAAH!!!"

"I got a head shot with my Spartan Laser last night... she's blind now."

by John 117 October 10, 2007