Spork

When a man and a women have sex in a spooning position

I was sporking the missus the other day because I was too lazy to go on top

by Football97 March 14, 2017

spork

Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.

This spork is useless to eating fries with.

by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016

Spork

When two bi girls scissor

Lets go spork.
She loves sporking
They sporked.

by DaddyNikkiSixx October 9, 2016

Spork

A hug that includes an accidental erection

I accidentally sporked my sister last night it was do awkward

by Hgsnajz October 8, 2016

Spork

Phil Lester

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil

by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016

Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.

Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?

by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020

Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.

Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.

by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020