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Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢
-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me
by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020
mugGet the Sporkmug.

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who refuses to suck some dick in synchronization
Yo she such a spork

Ik dude she a pleb too
by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019
mugGet the Sporkmug.

Spork

a fork with piece of pork at the end of it
A : I escaped jail today !

B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor

B : excuse me ?

A : (title)
by Kedd21 April 2, 2019
mugGet the Sporkmug.

Fork on a Spork

When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.
Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.
by Solid Otacon April 6, 2017
mugGet the Fork on a Sporkmug.

Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!
by Klogem December 11, 2009
mugGet the Smelly Sporkmug.

spork it

male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.
Spork it before you fork it, man.
by sporkin it all day August 5, 2010
mugGet the spork itmug.

Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door
Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done
by urbanicious January 25, 2021
mugGet the Spork and Shovelmug.

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