jizz and split

Alternate name I have for Kum and Go

"Let's go to the Jizz and Split for some gas and food."

by lwcalli13 May 20, 2008

Split the bill

refering to oral sex in which each person contributes their share of "the bill." Remember you have to give it to get it.

Kerry "How was last night?"

Sam "Crazy"

Kerry "Did he go down on you?"

Sam "Yea we split the bill"

by DoubleDgirl May 25, 2011

split orange

A vagina wherein the labia, vulva, etc. are concealed within the labia majoris. Imagine taking an orange and cutting down the side of it with a knife: a hard, smooth rind with a hint of some wet meaty stuff behind it. See innie.

When Lucy took off her panties, I couldn't see any of her pussy; it was like looking at the outside of a split orange.

by Saxon Kane December 24, 2006

split life

To live two different lives. One life that consists of secret fame, and the second is an average everyday life.

Tyler seems so quiet but look at how good he is with girls, he's livin that split life.

by The Weeknd November 3, 2014

Split jaw

a derogatorily term for Elites in the Halo Universe or anyone of Sangheili backround

Yeah! Good work Spartan! Show those split jaws whose boss!

by Haloman92 October 23, 2010

split the whisker

women urinating

I'm off to split the whisker

by alexandra Montieth February 3, 2003

split pee

phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.

after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.

by joelm November 11, 2005