SoCal Sober

When one is good or capable to drive, but not pass a field sobriety test.

"Dude, are you sure you can get home?"
"Pshhh, of course, I'm SoCal Sober."

by life_coach69 May 18, 2016

Sober State

A state that has not legalized marijuana.

The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009

sober stoners

A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well.

Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?

Joe: You could smell the weed?

Dave: Fucktard.

by teh_winnahs! June 30, 2009

sex sober

Any period of time from which you are not having intercourse- therefore being 'sober' from sex.

Guy 1: God, my friend told me he hasn't had any action for 6 days...
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.

by starshine1000 December 15, 2008

Team Sober

A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.

Hey look that guys from Team Sober!

by Team Steam December 16, 2006

Sober Munchies

The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.

Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"

Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"

Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"

by Tizoxin November 16, 2010