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Massachusetts Sober

When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.
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Living-sober

Living-sober is a way of life in which you no longer use, need or benefit from the consumption of drugs and alcohol.
I made the choice to start living-sober.
by EM KING July 21, 2016
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Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009
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sober stoners

A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well.
Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?

Joe: You could smell the weed?

Dave: Fucktard.
by teh_winnahs! June 30, 2009
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sex sober

Any period of time from which you are not having intercourse- therefore being 'sober' from sex.
Guy 1: God, my friend told me he hasn't had any action for 6 days...
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.
by starshine1000 December 15, 2008
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Sober Munchies

The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.
Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"

Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"

Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"
by Tizoxin November 16, 2010
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Team Sober

A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.
Hey look that guys from Team Sober!
by Team Steam December 16, 2006
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