Slapping the bush

Manual stimulation of the female genitalia

"She got caught slapping the bush at Starbucks."

"She's so lonely she could be a professional bush slapper."

by blowjobs are hot July 24, 2016

slapping the sergeant

It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey

Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....

by Genieme February 1, 2018

slapping pappy

To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.

I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!

by City cowgirl May 16, 2018

Sapling

A good looking human. If more than one person agrees that that human is a sapling they become a tree.

Human one: Bob is such a sapling

Human two: No he’s a tree

Human one: My sapling is over there act natural

Human two: Hey Bob! Brittany likes you!!!!!

by I’m confuzzled June 17, 2019

Swapping butters

When you're the bachelor at a stag party, and your friend's plate has a nicer piece of butter on it, so you decide to switch the plates

Yo, the butter on your plate looks nicer than mine, I'm swapping butters

by mandeepr April 4, 2019

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

slapping the kitty

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough

Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?

by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022