Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
by Stoney69 January 27, 2019
by kake kake kake September 06, 2011
a sexual act which involves a cup of mayo, a slurpee straw and a paper clip along with the option of including a small amount of gravy and a donkey
by stick09 August 10, 2009
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by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021
by Lepysabretizzy April 09, 2016
My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023