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hillbilly slurpee

When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.
"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"

"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"
by Hockeystar25 July 11, 2016
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Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.
Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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Slurpee

The female equivalent of receiving a "blowjob" or head.
"Jenine girl go get yourself a slurpee you deserve it"
by The genius johnson February 25, 2022
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Derpee Slurpee

Derpee Slurpee, Also Known By The Name “Bryce.” Is A YouTuber and A Music Artist. He Plays The Ukulele and Other Instruments and He Runs His YouTube Channel
Derpee Slurpee Just Posted And New Song And Video!
by Gizmo Fish November 23, 2021
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Sonic Slurpee

When you go to sonic and your girl gives you head in the sonic stall
Yo bro I just got a sonic slurpee last night!

Have you ever given a sonic slurpee before?
by Bsuperllama January 19, 2022
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Sperm Slurpee

A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.
My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023
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slurpee

Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.
We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.
by twncntry December 23, 2021
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