by Slurpee god July 2, 2020

by Candle Wick96 February 14, 2024

A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
by dabatrin June 23, 2022

by Soy lady January 23, 2021

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

by Com-un-Sense December 7, 2018
