thumb sleeve

The act of taking ones thumb, rubbing it between the ball sack or vagina and asshole. Then rubbing said thumb onto upper lip, leaving a residue to be smelt for an extended period of time.

Dennis: Dude! Why did you just put your hand in your pants and rub your lip?
Mac: I gave myself a thumb sleeve, I needed to know what I’m dealing with down there

by The Golden God666 January 12, 2019

Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.

Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

by saladsorceress March 12, 2011

Crusty Sleeve

When your best boy pisses you off so you go into his room when he's not home and you nut all his tube socks so they form a white crusty nasty looking ass sleeve that can't Flex for nothing so he can't wear them looking like drywall looking asses

"Boy, you pissed me the fuck off you better not leave your house or I'm going to give you some crusty sleeves."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

Wizard's Sleeve

1) Foreskin

"Got my wizard's sleeve stuck in my Fly "

by Memento1 January 25, 2016

Cream Sleeves

Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.

Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.

by Grundel Monster January 24, 2012

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

pussy sleeve

when a worn out pussy needs to be reconditioned by shoving a ham in her vagina and pulling out the bone.

it was like fucking a jar of mayo, so i fixed the problem with a pussy sleeve

by akfffsf January 14, 2007