Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.

Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

by saladsorceress March 12, 2011

fill the sleeves

A term used by weight lifters. Meaning to workout your upper arm muscles to fill the sleeves of your shirt.

Person 1: "I want big muscles!"
Person 2: "All you have to do is fill the sleeves!"

by SCOUPZ September 12, 2019

Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.

“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”

by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021

Crusty Sleeve

When your best boy pisses you off so you go into his room when he's not home and you nut all his tube socks so they form a white crusty nasty looking ass sleeve that can't Flex for nothing so he can't wear them looking like drywall looking asses

"Boy, you pissed me the fuck off you better not leave your house or I'm going to give you some crusty sleeves."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

Pecker sleeve

A Condom

Yo John go to the gas station and pick me up some pecker sleeves

by Mr gat May 12, 2020

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

pussy sleeve

when a worn out pussy needs to be reconditioned by shoving a ham in her vagina and pulling out the bone.

it was like fucking a jar of mayo, so i fixed the problem with a pussy sleeve

by akfffsf January 14, 2007