Sleeping Nekid

-verb

The act of sleeping completely naked in your bed but with your shoes on. Some variations include wearing your socks on your hands and/or putting your underwear on your head.

"Yo fool...Don't hate just cuz I SLEEP NEKID!"

or

"I SLEEP NEKID WIT MAH SHOES ON N' SHIT!"

or

"Man...it's so awesome to be sleeping nekid!"

by Th@t CloVeR DuDe December 9, 2008

Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.

(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?

by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009

Skinny Sleeping

When one decides to embrace the act of sleeping naked.

Roey: I know you didn't sleep with belle!
Hillel: Nah dawg, I even tried skinny sleeping with her and she rejected that too!

by SkinnySleeper545 June 28, 2009

Sleeping cop

A speed bump.
(Sleeping cop was first coined in Japan)

Man, the bottom of my bumper got messed up from that sleeping cop.

by coonsterbobins December 11, 2010

Mexican Sleeping Bag

When a male masturbates with a burrito.

I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.

by GeezLouise23 July 23, 2011

Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.

My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.

by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009

Sleeping beauty

When you take a picture of someone that normally looks beautiful while they are sleeping then post it on social media and it makes them look ugly or bad because they drool or for other reasons.

Did you see that sleeping beauty that Johnny posted

by The Killer Burger July 14, 2017