SAAST

Shitty Ass Activity where it Sucks to Suck. Its boring as fuck, full of ugly ass women and nerds.

the RTAs- most are pretty chill, except for that one....
the other kids are wierd...and foreign (FUCKING ASIANS)

dude, my parents signed me up for SAAST at UPenn
brah, that sucks dick, id rather be gang raped by Puerto Rican nigglets

by fuck_you_gumby July 28, 2011

shasturbate

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile

by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

shasta

a cheap brand of soda
a girl described as being cheap or easy

Wow, I wonder how Francesca gets all those guys?
Because she's a shasta! Duh!!!

I only have a few cents and i'm really thirsty!
Buy a can of Shasta!!!

by ERH January 11, 2009

shasta

out of the ordinary; nasty or gross;

That chick was shasta ugly.

by Mister Big May 13, 2005

the shaster

the act of placing a turkey baster in one's anus and farting into in, capturing the fart, and then shooting the fart in someone else's nostrils. It is a combination of the words shit and Baster.

Tommy is giving everybody around here the shaster

by Jorge shastermaster February 18, 2008

shasta

a cheap brand of soda
a girl described as being cheap or easy

Wow, I wonder how Francesca gets all those guys?
Because she's a shasta! Duh!!!

I only have a few cents and i'm really thirsty!
Buy a can of Shasta!!!

by ERH January 11, 2009

NASTY SHASTRI

THE "NASTY SHASTRI" COMMONLY OCCURS WHEN TWO FAGS (I.E. HOMOSEXICALS) ENGAGE IN MOUTHAL SEX WITH THEIR COCKS. ONE HOMO WILL BUST HIS DICK CREAM IN THE OTHER HOMO'S MOUTH. AT THIS POINT THEY WILL COMMENCE SPITTING THE JIZZ BACK AND FORTH INTO EACH OTHER MOUTH CREATING A SNOWBALL. THE FRESHLY MADE SNOWBALL IS THEN SPAT ON THE COCK TAKERS' ASSHOLE AND IT IS THEN USED AS LUBE.

1. DAMN! I JUST GOT A NASTY SHASTRI!

2. SO I WAS SITTING THERE ONE DAY WITH SOME JIZZ IN MY MOUTH. NEXT THING I KNOW MY MAN PULLED A NASTY SHASTRI ON ME.

3. NO BODY DOES IT NASTY...LIKE SHASTRI.

by SATILICIOUS January 9, 2011