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Shitty Ass Activity where it Sucks to Suck. Its boring as fuck, full of ugly ass women and nerds.

the RTAs- most are pretty chill, except for that one....
the other kids are wierd...and foreign (FUCKING ASIANS)
dude, my parents signed me up for SAAST at UPenn
brah, that sucks dick, id rather be gang raped by Puerto Rican nigglets
SAAST by fuck_you_gumby July 28, 2011
Hey Rich, was that you that let loose that Saart?
Saart by the pleeeaaauuuer September 17, 2022

saartzee 

When you take a zero in the yahtzee column or just a bad occurence. (A combination of the terms "yahtzee" and "saart")
Hey Rich, you sure took a saartzee on that deal.
saartzee by the yeaher April 20, 2023

Sadsturbate 

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.
John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.
Sadsturbate by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016
Sanster is the ultimate hoe getter anyone with this nickname gets all the bad bitches around him and in his bed that very night
My girl just left me for sanster i dont blame her damn that sanster is hot
sanster by Sanster the milf fucker February 21, 2021

SAMASTAE 

LIKE NAMASTE BUT WITH A TWIST OF IDK
SAMASTAE TEHE
SAMASTAE by Phil olol June 19, 2020

Sadsturbate 

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy
Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.
Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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