Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

Slippery hard cock ass slap

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex

ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?

by Bareback loard May 30, 2015

National slap da ass day

U gonna smack a boy or girls ass on April 12th

Slap! Omg it’s national slap da ass day

by Today is ghhh April 11, 2019

bitch ass slap

When a man slaps another man by slapping and not punching, That would be called a “Bitch Ass Slap”

Bob: Hey Isn’t Will weak?

Steve: Why Do You say that?

Bob: Will “Bitch ass slapped” Carmen

Steve: Oh I see what you’re saying now

by Sag Is Swag May 16, 2018

Ass slap Wednesday

A must in a great friendship

1.welcome to ass slap Wednesday

by anonymous April 14, 2021

National grab or slap a ass day

National grab or slap a ass day will continue on Monday at school because the weekend don’t count so be prepared to get your ass slapped or GRABBED!! Big or small we get em all!!!!

Hey today is National grab or slap a ass day!

by Miagonzo April 12, 2019

cincinnati ass slap

When two soldiers march in a hugging pose while one soldier plays percussion music on the buttocks of the other. When no instruments were available during marches in civil war times, this was used as an alternative to keep soldiers in step.

The highest honer a union soldier could receive was to be assigned the Cincinnati Ass Slap during long marches.

by HistoryMaster April 25, 2017