Mini-Skirt BallBust 

When a very hot girl with a very,very short skirt kicks or knees a male in his testicles,more commonly known as balls.

An example of a Mini-Skirt BallBust is when a very hot girl with a short skirt pretends like she wants to kiss you. She puts your arms on your shoulders and brings her lips closer. Just when she is abot to kiss you, she knees you square in the balls, and you go down.

Mini-Skirt BallBust by Ilikegettingkneedinballs June 14, 2010

skort 

cross between a skirt and shorts

This skort is really comfortable.

skort by Renata August 19, 2004

MEAT SKIRT

someone who was big at one point and lost alot of wieght often through Gastric Bypass Surgery and has left over skin from the stomach that hangs and covers the genetals and uper thighs like a skirt

dude shes got a pretty face but she needs to stop wearing belly shirts,i can see her meat skirt!!

MEAT SKIRT by petrabbit February 5, 2010

Grass Skirt 

When a woman shaves her pubes but leaves the trimmings on her snatch, then has sex. The hair trimmings will then form a "grass skirt" around the base of the man's penis when clinging to the wetness on his dick left by the vagina.

"Dude, that chick didn't shower yesterday..."

"How do you know?"

"Because she gave me a grass skirt last night."

Grass Skirt by KelevraBlack July 9, 2015

Eggshell Skirt 

A man usually middle aged with a severely receded hair line leaving only the hair on the side of his head therefor resembling a skirt around is head.

One day you've got a great future a great job and a lush head of hair next thing you know your 46 single living in your parents basement heating up a hot pocket for breakfast with an eggshell skirt.

Eggshell Skirt by Big Willy from Philly August 23, 2007

skirt league

an individual who is not meeting the expectations/standards of the rest of the group. They are in their own "skirt league".

Joe- Yo bro, we are gonna party hard tonight, drink until we puke!!!
Derek- Eh, I think I am only going to have a couple beers.
Joe- What!!!?? This ain't no skirt league bro! Fucking clean it up!

skirt league by Giovanni Venchenzo July 11, 2010

National Skirt Day 

National Skirt Day is that special day of the year when girls across the country shed the confines of their drab and restrictive winter pants and leggings for the freedom and comfort of skirts. Guys across the country celebrate this day after four months of suffering through the absence of any attractive stimuli and the return of something fantastic.

Join us in the celebration at NationalSkirtDay.com

Question: If Valentine's Day existed for 20 year old men what would it be?

Answer: National Skirt Day.

National Skirt Day by NationalSkirtDay April 3, 2011