Skeppy

Skeppy is a 14 year old muffin who lives in Chicago, Illinois which is in the country of Candad. He lives in a cursed closet with his dog Rocko and the corpse of Muffin (RIP) and also with his friends BaldBoyHalo, SadSoyBoyHalo, GoodGirlHalo, and a5d. His favourite hobbies involve killing people who don't like, trapping 100 kids in random things and giving random kids $1000. He can't spell properly and is an idot. He hates jif and also he makes up to 500,000 dollars a month for playing Block game. What the heck.

Kid: Mom GivE Me ure PaYPAal noWwW!111!!!11!!
Mom: WHY
Kid: beCAAUS I winn Skeppy eVENt!!! And I win one thosaund dolloar!!1!!!111!
Mom: WHO IS SKEPPY
Kid: HE is mY FAVAoUrIte blLOCK gamE youtUbEr u Idot!!!!!11111!!11!!!11111!!111!1!!

by teratik April 29, 2020

shopper's amnesia

A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.

1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."

2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.

by lisaisgreen January 7, 2010

shopping window

The time period during which a guy is actually engaged in the shopping experience. This period can last from almost no time at all to literally hours for a metrosexual, and includes all forms of shopping, from the grocery store to designer boutiques. It should also be noted that this period can be increased through witty girl techniques such as handing a guy a blackberry loaded with brickbreaker to play or sitting him in front of a couch with sportscenter.

"Dude, I am totally down to go try on a few pairs of jeans right now, but I am letting you know that my shopping window is only about 45 minutes today.

by rach BFD May 3, 2008

fuck me sideways and call me skippy

when everything is so fucked up.

Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn

by P to the enguin April 21, 2010

Shopportunity

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".

Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

Skippy

Any misguided individual who is in blatant denial and/or so completely deluded as to be completely beyond reasoning with. Sometimes used to address just any hapless individual.

Statement: "I don't care what anyone says! I'm still right!"

Response: "Yeah... You just keep telling yourself that, Skippy."

by Keepin' It Real July 11, 2004

shopping

Going to a large chain store (Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, etc...) and filling a cart with as much crap as possible, only to abandon it somewhere in the store.

Hey dude! I went shopping at Wal-Mart today. Somebodys gonna be doin their job today.

by Zazk March 31, 2005