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skeezer blah blah

A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.
Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!
by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006
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Skeepter

A 'skeepter' is someone who you dislike and is a word generally used to describe people who annoy you. It is commonly used as a descriptor of people who make you want to leave a particular conversation.
Person 1: Dang, that person is a real skeepter.
Person 2: Yeah I agree there are way too many skeepters here, we should leave.
by Olsterman April 13, 2022
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helter skelter

Originally a song off the White Album by The Beatles, Helter Skelter's meaning changed in 1969 by the infamous Charles Manson. Manson had a theory that Helter Skelter would be when the entire black race would kill all white people. Charles Manson used this theory as an advantage by telling youngsters that he and his gang were going to hide out deep in the desert where they would be able to hide out during the process of Helter Skelter.
Charlie then claimed that Helter Skelter must happen immediately, so he told some of his family members ( Charles "Tex" Watson, Linda Kasabian, Susan Atkins, Leslie Van Houten, Patricia Krenwinkel, etc.) to go out and slay random caucasions. Charlie felt that by killing the white people (who included Sharon Tate) and make it appear that the black race committed these acts, then Helter Skelter would begin.
Charles and his family members were caught in the act and are sentenced to life in prison. But, Helter Skelter never occured and to most people today, it is only known as a lovely song by The Beatles.
Charles Manson scared youngsters into thinking Helter Skelter was going to occur in 1969.
by Mary Bushee July 16, 2008
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skeezers

Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont unless you drunk or gone off some of that liq or l.i.q and u fuccs with one of them you will wake up and say DAYUM WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT NASTY HOE!!!
Yo dogg you gonna hit up that party.
ya.
Well my nigga watch out for them sick ass skeezers holla at a playa
by hewey May 31, 2004
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skeetorade

when you are masturbating and are about to skeet and there is nothing else to use but an empty gatorade bottle on youre floor.
"dude i was watching some porn in my room and didnt have time to get in my bathroom so i just skeetoraded in the bottle"
by schmidter17 November 17, 2009
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skeeker

An airy hissing fart delivered by a man. Like the fart of an attractive girl it also goes "pfft" or "pssst," but this time it reeks of shit, Axe Body Spray and armpits and the man who farted the skeeker will be made fun of as a fag by his retarded bro friends, because apparently a lot of gay men have loose asses and fart out skeekers all the time. In reality, only goatse farts like this.
The other day at football practice I heard an aerosol can-like sound like "pssst" and thought that cute girl who made cheerleading squad had passed gas, then I got a bolens boat boner. It then turned out to be a skeeker when I heard the dumb white trash jock in my class laughing like a retard and he said he tagged me with dat stank shit, because he thinks he's hella cool, then he saw my boner and called me a fag. I then punched him in the face because only beautiful women should fart like that and if he farts like that, then he's the fag!
by xXWhiteKnightXx September 7, 2010
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Helter Skelter

One of the best rock songs ever, could be argued as the origin of heavy metal. One of the Beatle's 1,000 amazing songs, showcasing their ability to transcend genre.
I'm listening to Helter Skelter for the 200th time in a row..
by Beatles Foreva March 15, 2005
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