Me: So how you think i did in my performance on stage?
U: It was Swaved Up !!
Me: Ight Ight ..... Swaaaave ....
U: It was Swaved Up !!
Me: Ight Ight ..... Swaaaave ....
by HookahGuy May 11, 2011
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Shave-your-bear (1) -Showering a trick before getting it on.
Shave-your-bear (2) -Cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by trimming, shaving or grooming.
Shave-your-bear (3) -Shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. Male makeover.
Shave-your-bear (1) -Showering a trick before getting it on.
Shave-your-bear (2) -Cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by trimming, shaving or grooming.
Shave-your-bear (3) -Shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. Male makeover.
1. "Omg he's so hot but he smells like ass", "better Shave-your-bear before you get busy then".
2. "Before I hit the beaches I better shave-the-bear".
3. see above example #1 " "...(or introduce him to the gang/parents)".
2. "Before I hit the beaches I better shave-the-bear".
3. see above example #1 " "...(or introduce him to the gang/parents)".
by Hairy is Cute! September 27, 2011
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Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.
Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.
by Mursinator March 11, 2009
Get the shit shave jerker mug.The colonel, Shwaver, discharged the man named Nurka, dishonorably because Shwaver found his name racist.
by Spartan 108 March 2, 2008
Get the shwaver mug.A cheap beer thats gives you a horrible hangover and tastes like crappy water. Usually on special in large amounts, such as a "dirty thirty". Derived from shwag weed. Invented by the late David Butler.
waitress: We have Natural Light on special tonight for $2 pitchers
me: Sorry I dont drink shwale ale, I'll take a Labatt please.
me: Sorry I dont drink shwale ale, I'll take a Labatt please.
by Clown Butler April 11, 2008
Get the Shwale Ale mug.water that someone has took a dump in, either as a prank, sexual act, or to be ingested as a hallucinogenic. Once ingested users often see unicorns with aviators and Kanye West, users also will experience euphoric feelings and will start mumbling about technicolor penguins trying to sell them screwdrivers, chainsaws, or other power tools.
Gorge "Dude can I have some water"
Bill "Shure just make shure that u water fall it"
Gorge "Thank yo- hey whats that!"
Bill "Dude did you just make shwater!!!!"
Bill "Shure just make shure that u water fall it"
Gorge "Thank yo- hey whats that!"
Bill "Dude did you just make shwater!!!!"
by ☢Burning Turtles☢ April 20, 2010
Get the shwater mug.Quite simply – I scratch your back, you scratch mine! Offering something to someone in exchange for something they can give you in return.
Tell you what mate. Shaver for a favor. I do this for you now, you'll take care of it all next week. Deal?
by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010
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