Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010

funeral shakes

When you're craving that dead dick so bad and you got those funeral shakes. It's the craving necrophiliacs get when they really need to get laid.

I got those funeral shakes.

by bettyxx May 6, 2018

alabama shakes

A certain type of Parkinson's disease that is caused by inbreeding for multiple generations

"Did you hear about Edgar? He's been diagnosed with the Alabama shakes"

by thvnderfvnk January 9, 2022

That's shakes

An exclamation to describe something that is undeniably awesome.

Jeremy: Dude, i just found a roommate and an apartment that only costs $295 a month!

Rachael: Wow, that's shakes!

by Apathetic Lover February 9, 2010

The William Shakespeare

When you are getting a rim job whilst having diarrhea, shitting in your partner’s mouth. The shit ends up flowing out their nasal passage, making a mustache like William Shakespeare’s.

Yesterday My stomach wasn’t feeling well, so I gave Deborah The William Shakespeare

by Cheese her January 1, 2019

V-Shakes

When you pop her cherry and she goes all fkn crazy and relationshippy.

Stage 4 clinger. Not good. But hopefully the V-shakes wear off after a while.

I popped her cherry good now shes got the V-shakes and wont stfu.

by DanFM June 28, 2006

Shakespeare

The unfunniest comedian that ever existed.

John: Here are some excerpts from Shakespeare's work, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

*blah blah*

Jack: Wait.... They are funny! HaHaHa... NO.

by Doppelgangergang January 22, 2009