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A Solitaire Shuffle

An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.

First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'
by Ipcress March 7, 2016
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iPhone Shuffle

The act of someone walking at a snails pace in front of you in a busy street or venue, while checking their iPhone, updating their status, tweeting etc.
"The guy in front of me was moving so effing slow and he wasn't even watching in front of him. Too busy checking his texts.
He was set to iPhone shuffle."
by Adsinjapan September 1, 2013
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Donkey Shuffle

The act of walking around ones house whilst receiving anal intercourse from ones partner.
Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.
by thetendertaint January 4, 2018
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taxicab shuffle

When you are in a manual transmission vehicle, and you shift from 2nd gear to 4th or 5th, or 1st to 3rd. Typically works best if you are going down a hill.
We were running a yellow light and Dad stalled out the Escort doing the taxicab shuffle.
by ecdthefirst May 22, 2006
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Microwave shuffle

A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.
I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.
by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009
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mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.
by Dr. V.D. January 14, 2009
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Tevin Shuffle

The act of shuffling a deck of cards and always having the top card remain the same.
The Ace of spades again did you just do a Tevin Shuffle?
by Vape69Lord February 8, 2022
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