e-straction

Any type of electronic distraction that occurs while you should be paying attention to something. High risk e-stractions occur while driving, and include text mesaging, cell phone usage, and viewing DVD's.

You wouldn't have T-boned that car if it wasn't for your text mesaging e-straction.

by drooster January 31, 2007

Eyebleed Section

The first rows in a movie theater, you know the ones you have to tilt your head back to see the movie, the ones you get if your late for a packed screening and are almost pointless for enjoying the movie, known for causing blurry vision and headaches. The opposite of the nosebleed section.

"Hurry up, I am not sitting in the eyebleed section this time"

by Madmanmoriarty August 12, 2012

alto section

The section of marching band that slacks off, makes sexual references, and breaks stuff. Then gets stuff done. Typically sexually talented, also commonly close like a family. Along with egotistical

"What did the alto section do in sectionals today?"
"Ya know, the Saxy stuff"

by Saxy one March 28, 2015

Co-Section Leaders

Multiple section leaders of a given section in a Marching Band, Co-section leaders, at first glance, are very similar to the Section Leader. They are usually bitter with each other and will often argue on how the section should be led. Most of the time, one "leads" the section while the other gives positive encouragement.

I heard next year's trumpet section will have co-section leaders. Yikes

by SLShydino72 November 22, 2015

Jefferson County C-Section

An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.

Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?

Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.

by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012

Yeeting on the Shreeting

when you begin to yeet to much

I was yeeting on the shreeting on the walls yesterday because I dropped my icecream cone

by YeetersonPeterson March 18, 2020

R34 Comment Sections

R34 Comment Sections are uh pretty interesting. They have roleplayers, people who hate the ship, funny comments, KEYSTROKES KEYSTROKESSS AFQ JUG EF

How do i put r34 comment sections in a sentence

by kamudai April 21, 2021